UDBapp Pro 4+

I had just started using this app for marching band, right? Well we were looking at our drill spots for movement two when a rainbow spawned, and one end was right next to where I was standing. A leprechaun appeared and said if he deemed our next run through good, he would give us his pot of gold. Well, our run through was nearly perfect at the prospect of gold to be had, so naturally the leprechaun offered us a large pot of shining gold. Unfortunately, it was all that gold wrapped chocolate stuff, but everyone has been eating it all day. Plenty of people have gotten sick already, but there's a few determined souls still on the grind to reach the bottom of the pot. My band director has tried to get them to stop so we can resume precision, but they won't listen. I'm not sure if the pot will ever be emptied or if we will ever get this show together.

Great app though.

I was minding my own business, looking at Movement 1 for the new field show when I noticed something odd about my dot…. For some inexplicable reason my dot… Turned Freaky! By the laws of Freaky, discovered by Sir Freakam, I myself, turned into a freak. This app is so freakishly insane that it turned me into an unmatched Freak. AINT NOBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK. As I felt this new freaky feeling taking over my body I passed out. I awoke to the sounds of waves crashing against a ships hull. I have been tied up and thrown into a slave ring. Normally I would have broken free and started a rebellion.. but now that I had this freak in me I did just that but with extra freak ;). After a successful rebellion I dropped my homies off at their villages by parting the land with my freak. Overall this app is a great experience and helps me help my fellow band members… with extra freak 😜

Ubdapp pro is good and all, but I don't know why but I just enjoy doing this.
Maybe it's my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I'II carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I'II walk around my house and pick up various different "trinkets" and put them in my bag while saying stuff like "I'll be having that" and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice ("trinkets" can include anything from things I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I'm 99% sure they don't know it's me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind