Lets talk about masturbation:

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I go through phases of masturbation more often or less often and right now it is less. My GF on the other hand masturbates pretty regularly. Sometimes she tells me she has, usually when she wants to make love as she knows how it turn me on. Mostly she doesnt say anything although sometimes I guess.

just recently I opened up the bathroom door while she was in the bathroom showering, I only intended to ak something but ssaw her, standing in the bath, bak to me, her body bent over slightly, hand between her legs, her body shaking slightly as she worked on getting herself off.

I stood and watched for maybe 3 or 4 seconds before quitely backing off and leaving her to it.

Down in the kitchen I thought about what she was thinking, how her orgasm was going to be it definitely put me in the mood for getting myself off, although I didnt on that ocassion.

Maybe it is the kinky in me but although I am normally in the bedroom when I maturbate I do love geting off in different parts of the house, sometimes the car, or ou in the open omewhere dependng on the time of year

I love the idea of people watching, althought that doesnt happen, not for a numbe of years anyway

 

I used to do a lot of backpacking in the woods of Maine in the summer. And by woods, I mean way away from any towns or people. It was just the trail, a few primitive shelters and a few hikers.

I would take naps in the afternoon at shelters midway between my camp sites for the day. As it was hot, I’d lay down just in shorts. I’d wake up after 30 minutes or so, in the broken shade of the tree cover and was usually hard. From time to time, I would strip my shorts off and jerk off in the woods, in the middle of the day, with no privacy.

I vividly remember using a big, wide, green leaf to either catch my cum or to clean up one time. I can still see my cum on the green leaf!

 

Love this thread idea @RCummings. Always love to see these kind of threads that make you think about certain memories. As soon as i read it so many of my own memories came rushing in. So that was lovely!! Plus i also kinda thought it was hot you watching her and doing nothing else. Letting her enjoy herself as i know it excited you as well!!

I like the idea of getting caught or being watched. I have masturbated in vehicles, beaches... obviously not when families were present. Masturbated in alot of risky places. It is so exciting!! Masturbating at home i have tried lots of ideas on how to get off. I have played trying to get off fast or played...wanting to make it last a long time. Masturbation is something i truly enjoy. You feel in touch with yourself and that is good. I would love to be excited about the thought of being caught by my partner. Instead of the opposite feeling like i have to be so cautious and made to feel like pleasing myself alone means i am not ever satisfied during foreplay or sex. Masturbating with a lover or spouse can also be fun and so erotic and exciting!! He does sometimes enjoy that.

I remember years and years ago catching a gf that i never would had dreamed would masturbate. She was just too proper and more reserved. I could not get that image out of my head. She thought i had fallen asleep. I just layed there in silence watching as her fingers worked their magic. I remember my heart pounding as i watched. Then when she passed out i let mine work a little magic on myself. I have also gotten the pleasure of helping a gf out as well. I have only caught two guys masturbating thinking back that is all i can remember. I played after seeing that too.

 

I would jerk off in the bathroom at work, which was in the basement, its was dark, dank, wet humid and attracted large water bugs,
one time I had the erg, went to the bathroom to do my thing and King Cockroach was hanging in the corner, antenna wiping around but motionless.
If I bothered it, it wouldnt get out, just run and hide somewhere else, I figured it was good where it was , not moving, so I dropped my pants, making sure nothing was close to the floor for the roach to climb on.
I stroke, it moved, I stopped,... I started again, it moved, I stopped, this cycle went on a few times till I was able finish, wasnt easy.
Ya might say, I had sex with a cockroach, or masturbated for a cockroach, either way, it was watching me!

 

I’m fucking dying right now. Haven’t gotten off in two weeks due to surgery (circumcision) Probably another 7 days before solo and four weeks before sex.

 

I've knocked a few of in my time as one does. I can't say I've done anything special or performed for a live audience other than my cat, dog, tortoise, chicken, Rabbit, snake, mouse, Rat and hedgehog.

 

Masturbating is about feeling in touch with yourself ... well said @RCummings. There's something about it that you'll never get in sex with a partner. It doesn't replace it, each just has it's own and I wouldn't ever want to do without any of the two. Having sex with my woman is all about deep love, masturbating is getting as horny as I can possibly get.

I watch porn, often I go to the same few movies compilating abundant cumshots on dropdead gorgeous girls. Edging, I'm at the height of my horniness and for maybe half an hour or more I gaze at their beauty. The cum splattering on their faces or dripping from it, the joy the girls express, get me into an extacy that I can only reach this way. I wipe off the precum from the head with my finger and taste it. Sometimes I edge so far that a small amount of thick, white cum comes out and I eagerly put it in my mouth and it tastes heavenly.

Then often, I stand up and go watch myself in the mirror, watch my dick that is so rock hard, pointing its head towards my face, and I realize this is the kind of dick that I want to suck, oh, if I could only suck myself.

I return to the computer screen and resume watching those heavenly beautiful girls who so thoroughly seem to enjoy the cumshots they receive. I know I could fall in love with each of them. I keep myself at the edge of cumming for some more time, until it feels natural to cum, inevitable, impossible to wait any longer. I indulge in seeing the warm cum coming from my own dick - and then the magic moment is gone.

 

I ride my bicycle into work early, go into my apartment in my building to change into work clothes. I have several computers loaded with porn. Toys and sexy things to wear if I want. I go online to chat rooms. Jerk and I'm ready for the day.

 

I love masturbation! But what healthy woman doesn't?

I was thinking this morning about what the teach kids in school about masturbation. i know when I went to school they didn't have sex ed. We a class in women's health or some BS that told us to be clean, never touch yourself and always dispose of you tampon in the pad box and not down the school toilet. They didn't ever tell us how to insert the damn things yet they were worried about disposal.

Anyway, I was lucky, my mom explained masturbation to me and told me when I was ready she would tell me more and she did and it saved my fringing life in high school otherwise I'd of been the biggest whore that school ever saw, I was so horny. to me.

So, my question to women and men, is what are they doing today? Have we advanced enough to acknowledge that virtually everyone does it and enjoys it, even if they are made to feel "dirty" or "nasty" by the prudes. And that it is healthy and leads to a more fulfilling sex life, which I believe most doctors agree leads to a healthier life in general?

 

I’m kind of in this phase right now where anything sexual I wanna do it outside. If I’m really in the mood to masturbate, I’ll pack a bowl or roll a blunt, bring some lube, a cold drink, and wheel the tv into my backyard for some fresh air and orgasms. Sex outside in a private backyard wins major brownie points with hook ups.

 

@RCummings , will you send me pics of yourself masturbating?
You know, for research purposes!!

 

I usually get off in my bed, just because that’s where I like to relax, and relaxing often makes me feel sexy. Especially if I’ve been chatting with someone that gets me going!

 

I don't know if this counts or Not, but with things dropping off significantly between my significant other n I, I use to masturbate frequently and then in the times she would want some I just didn't have it in me.

So now when I cruise sites and feeling in the mood I just edge...and edge...and edge. It's not so bad as it always keeps me in the mood and ready at a moment's notice haha

 

well are you on your bed right now because im feeling like making you squirt right about now

 

Oh, I for sure masturbate at LEAST once a day. Maybe more depending on time restraints. I do it next to my wife in bed on a nightly if we don’t have sex. It helps me relax and get to sleep. Of course I always encourage her to do the same. Mutual masturbation is hot.

 

Whenever I get a day home alone I usually spend most of it edging and abusing my pussy. I love drawing it out as long as I can, watching porn and edging, alternating with slapping my pussy or using my nipple clamps. I try to go all day until u can’t stand it anymore. Some times I work up to double penetrating myself. Sometimes I can make myself squirt. But I’m always swollen and dripping before I can’t hold back anymore and cum.
When I’ve really got time I’ll take some psychedelics and really lose myself in getting off. It’s restorative and deep and my thoughts are always so trippy and twisted and dark.

 

I masturbate twice a week usually. It was more when I was younger. When it comes to masturbation there are 2 kinds of liars....those who say they don't and those who say they are going to quit.

 

I masturbate alot. Would be better with a partner, lol. U available in future to chat?