Securly Pass 4+

It was a dark day. The clouds coated dark sky that hung above the school… Today felt off. Something was coming, but I wasn't quite sure what. Well, the moment I got to class, I was given the news. From now on, all students would have to use a e-hallpass to go to the bathroom. I was shocked, stunned, flabbergasted. Though my body was frozen in shock, I could sense a feeling growing within me. I hadn’t peed before going to school… I opened up my dingy computer and created this new ‘e-hallpass’ and left for the nearest bathroom. I felt an odd sensation beneath my feet as I walked. I walked faster and faster, trying to escape what was rumbling beneath the school grounds. I burst into the bathroom, yanking the stall open. As I opened the stall, the toilet burst, a figure exploding from the toilet. It was Donatello, from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each of the four turtles emerged from one of the four stalls. “Hello, Y/N, we are here to take you to Master Splinter. He would like to take you on has his protégée,” Michelangelo told me. I was shocked, “I cant.. I-I have to get back to class. If I don’t, the e-hallpass will put me on an FBI list…” I tell them, my hands trembling with fear and excitement. “That’s to bad,” Leonardo comments, “You know where to find us when you’re ready,” and with that, all the turtles went back into the school sewer system, awaiting my eventual or possible arrival.

Picture this: Life is good. You sit in science class after eating a box of 25 munchkins and a medium Dunkin’ refresher, your stomach growls, movement in your bowels. You think your can play off a small silent fart, but unbeknownst to you, your stomach squeals, gas that one could smell through a hazmat suit expels from me. I rush to the teacher, her face turns pale and she screams “E HALL PASS FIRST” before falling over from the stench. I sprint to my desk, reaching for my Chromebook. Everyone around me screams bloody murder before falling to the floor, gassed out by whatever exited me. My fingers moved rapidly, punching in the necessary information to this pass. There it is again, the growl deep within my intestines. As I finally finish the Pass I sigh, uh oh, I’ve let my guard down - it begins, air that smells of something decayed leaves me, the airy feeling soon turned moist, the flatulence relentlessly assaulted my boxers, the feeling known none other than a shart. My knees grew weak and I fell to the floor. When I woke the room was cleared out, I had decimated the noses of all my classmates to the point of no return. For the next three weeks I was avoided as though I had a disease, made fun of behind my back, and sent at after school detention for making a fool of the school. All because of the E Hall Pass.

As Quandale dingle walked into the party a flash of blue caught his eye. It had been his crush, Blue tie. He’s always had a crush on him but at last it could not be as blue tie had a girlfriend and presumably straight. A large sigh had been let out by Quandale dingle. Not minding it no more he continued to walk to his friends, second in command, tomato kid, and irrelevant. A sigh began forming on his face as he continued to talk with them not having the thought of blue tie anymore. After a few songs has played one had stuck out to him. It had been Carnival by Ye. All of a sudden a hand had took Quandale dingle’s leading him to the dance floor, it had been blue tie. Every since the song had come out they had always made it as their song always putting it on and dancing with each other whenever it came on. A blush formed on Quandale dingle’s face but trying to hide it he continued to play it off and continue to dance with blue tie. As a camera approached Blue tie had put his arm around Quandale dingle and danced crazily to the song. Soon enough it has been too much for Quandale dingle causing him to soon run out the party and turning into his alpha mode crying and sobbing. He knew they weren’t meant to be. Soon Quandale dingle approached a open area and started at the moon and howled in loneliness