Poker 3-5-7 17+
with Talking Robots
Lone Human, LLC
Designed for iPad
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- Free
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Description
You are the last human. The robots have captured you and placed you here, where every discontinued robot comes to be recycled.
This is their basement. This is their game. Can you survive?
Poker 3-5-7 is a mind blowing variation of human poker with each hand consisting of 3 rounds where players, in turn, declare in or out. Only players who declare in get to see that round’s showdown. Occasionally, as the game progresses, a player (that includes you) may be forced to declare a certain way - no matter how distressing that may be. Add to that alternating wild cards, an ever increasing pot, flying chips and wisecracking robots that have a general dislike for you and you’ve got one frustratingly entertaining game. Oh, did we mention, the winner is the only one that doesn’t get crushed?
What’s New
Version 3.2
- now plays disco tune with winning animation
- animation improvements
- UI improvements
Ratings and Reviews
Good game!
Great!!
Super fun game
I haven’t played poker in years but with a quick review of 3-5-7 rules I could play this easily. And the prompts help :) This game is great and I love the cheesy jokes!
Too slooooooowwwww
A lot of effort went into making this game, so it pains me to write a bad review. But, because a ton of time is wasted with needless graphics and movements, the game plays exceedingly slow. Even the payments between players after a round slowly click through in increments instead of just transferring. A robot getting eliminated takes a chunk of time to be crushed. They got too cute with gameplay, and it makes the game almost unbearable.
Graphic of selection of the dealer at the beginning is ridiculously dumb and too long.
An option for quicker play would go a long way into improving the game experience.
Developer Response ,
Done. Now there is a 'Fast Animations' switch in Settings. With this ON, all animations will be 10 times faster. It also makes the initial dealer selection instantaneous.
Please try Poker 3-5-7 again with this switch turned ON in Settings and let us know how you like the game now. We always like to hear what we can improve on. The occasional praise is nice as well!
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Information
- Seller
- Lone Human, LLC
- Size
- 68.1 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 12.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 12.0 or later.
- Mac
- Requires macOS 11.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 17+ Frequent/Intense Simulated Gambling Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor Infrequent/Mild Alcohol, Tobacco, or Drug Use or References Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- ©2025 Lone Human, LLC
- Price
- Free