Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition 9+

Ok so wen I started playing a year ago I was like hey this is cool but now I can’t describe it it’s so good. The physics are so funny like sometimes you glitch wen you tap pow but wen you let go it sends you in the air. The characters in the game are so creative not to spoil or anything but they are so funny . There are special events in different times of year one you can get the funniest goats. There are so manny different worlds for all sorts of people. There’s scary, funny, roll play, adventure and more. I think it is kid friendly but just be careful like 4 is a little too young. Some of the characters have special abilities like flying or anti gravity. The humans are funny to, you can play around with them and the are really wonky and funny. Just saying wen you first start you only have one world but as you complete stuff and get money you can save it up and buy your favorite world. Some of them cost more then others though. The items are wonky to, wen you kick them they sometimes go flying. Sometimes wen you get worlds you get free goats to go with them. You can interact with almost anything in the game. You can also do daily challenges and get mystery boxes from the shop every 5 hours. Wen you do stuff you can do a lot like lick stuff and drag it around or rag doll. This game is amazing in all ways and plus it’s free

I’ve been playing goat simulator for ages now and i’m sad to see it in such a state. When I opened the game I was greeted by the default map as the only available map unless I got these “goat coins” and honestly, about 1K of them per DLC is and isn’t worth it. First of all, you’re practically screaming at the player to spend money to buy at least one DLC, money that could very well just be used to buy the original game. Second of all, if you’re gonna make two goat simulators, make sure the one you actually have to pay for has some upgrades, such as the graphics PC has or something close to that. I miss the goat simulator that was there for you to have fun, now we just have the goat simulator that’s here for us to give it money until we get what we want. I feel like it’s absurd to make us pay for the same content we’ve had for free for years, and just the same content. You could’ve made something new or like I said earlier, upgraded your graphics or game mechanics. But none of that matters. If nothing changes, I at least hope the cooldown for things like tasks for coins gets reduced to a much needed 12 hours. The tasks are about the only entertainment in the game. Overall, if you don’t pay the absurd amount of money for a few goat coins, the game is severely boring with not nearly as much to do in the first map as the rest of the entire game. Please fix your game, watching your ads just to unlock another map is making me sick.

The game is great there’s so many different things you can do but there’s only one map and it’s super annoying because once you do everything it’s like you can’t do anything else so all I’m saying is you should probably at least add one more map that we can go to because it’s super boring just having one map Another thing is that all the like you have to do challenges and the challenges are super fun like that like on the 20 trophies, and the airtime, easy and all that stuff that’s super fun but you need more of those because once you do all of them it’s just super boring like really boring On the good side there’s so many different goats that you could have and they’re super fun but the only thing is you can only have the one map goats you have to like buy all the other go to the real money or goat bucks. You just have to do it every day and but it’s super fun how that all the different goats and I love how do you do like events like the winter the Halloween summer the Valentine’s Day it’s all super fun. I love the game with you just need more than it’s like the perfect game.