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  1. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    These Boots are made for Walking and that's what they will do.
    Where's Nancy Sinatra
     
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    1. slutwolf
      Running a mile of she saw those
      ;)
       
      slutwolf, Apr 13, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      Megadeth : These boots...
       
      Valspar, Apr 13, 2021
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    3. Like2Bsolo
      Docs?
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 13, 2021
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  2. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    are you ready boots
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    made
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    for
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    walkin
     
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  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    One thing we need is a left handed monkey wrench
     
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    1. Like2Bsolo
      My mom's a lefty. She has trouble with the can opener. I'm like Popeye though I just squeeze the can open like it's spinach. :D
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 13, 2021
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  4. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    left handed monkeys got'em all
     
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      Oh Noooo.
       
      Beavereator, Apr 13, 2021
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  5. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Someone criticizing my pictures when they have none of their own and are pretending to be their fake avatar. Yea ok Mr Sock :joyful:
     
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    1. Like2Bsolo
      I went into one of your albums today for a couple seconds. I noticed an appealing black and white photo of a woman wearing sunglasses. I'm assuming that's you?
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 13, 2021
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    2. Cherrypop
      Yup all me
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 19, 2021
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  6. Like2Bsolo

    Like2Bsolo THE SOLOIST

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    Perfect weather for barbecuing today. I think I should probably shoot over to Walmart pretty soon and pick up some charcoal.
     
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      I'm heating up left over Chinese :(
       
      deleted user 555 768, Apr 13, 2021
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    3. Like2Bsolo
      I haven't eaten Chinese food since the pandemic started. Although I enjoy Chinese food especially coconut shrimp I don't eat a lot of Chinese food.

      I'M A HUGE FAN OF THAI OR INDIAN FOOD!
      5⭐ HOT.

      Emerald Curry chicken
      Pad Thai
      Cream cheese wontons
      Large Thai iced tea

      I'm a creature of habit. I order the exact same thing every time I go in a restaurant.
       
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      ...
       
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    5. deleted user 555 768
      Had a great Indian place near work, not a one local
       
      deleted user 555 768, Apr 14, 2021
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    6. Like2Bsolo
      No Indian restaurant local here anymore either. It went out of business before the first year was up.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 14, 2021
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  7. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    hmm hmm hmmhmm... la di da... mmm boppa bow bow mmm boppa bow bow, dirka dirka jihad...

    coffee filters...

    I should throw that old stereo out...

    Whippoorwill,
     
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    1. Like2Bsolo
      Did you get distracted and that's why the word distracted is missing the D at the end? ;)
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 14, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      No, I didn't 'get distracted', but that's the joke...
       
      latecomer91364, Apr 14, 2021
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    3. Like2Bsolo
      It made me chuckle :)
       
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  8. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Anyone seen a momma cat coralling kittens back into a basket and end up sitting on them
    Today I feel like the basket
     
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  9. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I've always wondered why people bicker over the silliest things? Life's short, if you can't enjoy it then it's time to move on
     
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    1. Like2Bsolo
      I like Red Formans idea on howto handle petty arguments. FIGHT!
      If you're not willing to fight for it then it's not that big a deal.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 14, 2021
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    2. Jack Mine
      Petty arguments are not that big of a deal here, especially in our fantasy land. But when people twist my words and say things that are untrue, I fight. That has nothing to do with a petty argument, that has to do with pride
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 14, 2021
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      I've only been in a fist fight one time since I've been in this wheelchair. I was a little bit under the influence of alcohol and I surprised the shit out of the guy. It was actually kind of funny. He was sitting at the edge of the bed trying to be funny with his sarcasm and apparently I wasn't in the mood for it. I chin checked him then knocked the wind out of him with a jab to his chest and then he jumped up off the bed. Wide-eyed and catching his breath, he jumped up off the bed and punched me in my chest. I flipped over in my wheelchair against the wall and started laughing my ass off.

      PS. I'm 6ft 240lb :) and like John Wayne toilet paper
       
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      Like2Bsolo, Apr 14, 2021
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    4. Jack Mine
      No worries at all my friend. I wish you nothing but the best, my thoughts are with you
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 14, 2021
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    5. Like2Bsolo
      Thanks, Jack. I appreciate that.
       
      Like2Bsolo, Apr 14, 2021
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Today was rough this morning feels like years ago
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      There’s always tomorrow to look forward to. And me of course
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 14, 2021
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    2. Jh2
      I hope tommorow is the same work goes by faster when you're busy
       
      Jh2, Apr 14, 2021
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    3. Jack Mine
      I guess you're not looking forward to seeing me tomorrow. Not to worry, you're not alone my friend,, you're not alone :)
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 14, 2021
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    4. Sweetpassion
      Lol you guys!
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2021
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    5. Jh2
      I'll be lookin for ya
       
      Jh2, Apr 14, 2021
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  11. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    There’s not a lot of randomness in here!

    Too much continuity, we need to mix it up a little.

    Why do I get a urge to lick envelopes?
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      To see how the glue tastes?
       
      submissively speaking, Apr 14, 2021
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    2. tenguy
      Yeah but, then I find the pull off strip.
       
      tenguy, Apr 14, 2021
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Cause you gotta lick them before you stick them...duh. :p
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2021
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    #30394
  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Oh! The threads show how many views they have! It didn’t show that on my phone
     
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  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I really enjoy reading posts when there is a spirit of camaraderie with the persons conversing. It does my heart good and it's a great feeling.
     
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    1. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      God bless you Lioness
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, Apr 14, 2021
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    2. Sweetpassion
      I enjoy that too as well.
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2021
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  14. Milkshake from Mazatlan

    Milkshake from Mazatlan Milkshake

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    Something off the grid.
    I went on an overniter vacation with myself just to get away
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    Tomorrow back home for my regular depression and pain attacks and of course self flogging.
    Life is grand, so they tell me
     
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    1. Sweetpassion
      Lovely pics! I need one of those me day vacations. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2021
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    2. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Let's go
       
      Milkshake from Mazatlan, Apr 14, 2021
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    3. Sweetpassion
      Plane, train or automobile? Jk lol Life is a highway. I wanna ride it all night long. Lol
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2021
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    4. Milkshake from Mazatlan
      Ye'r sweet and so will be the ride
       
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    5. Sweetpassion
      Ty. Really hope you had a lovely time btw.
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 14, 2021
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  15. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Things are much different now with a new phone no one is covered in shattered glass it's weird
     
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    #30398
  16. Purdyperdita

    Purdyperdita Porno Junky

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    I wonder if I can get a house duck. I think that would be cool. Will Bert my kitty like the new duck? What shall I name it? Philip, Duck of Edinburgh.
     
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      Call it "Fucka" ??? :)
       
      bigbird, Apr 14, 2021
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    3. bigbird
      teach "Fucka" to lay golden eggs too - none of this pissing around with edible ones !
       
      bigbird, Apr 14, 2021
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    4. bigbird
      what could possibly go wrong????? :) :)

      [​IMG]
       
      bigbird, Apr 14, 2021
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    5. Purdyperdita
      Looks like it’ll be fun mayhem!
       
      Purdyperdita, Apr 14, 2021
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    6. bigbird
      my money is on your pussy! (or should that be money - shot? in my dreams)
       
      bigbird, Apr 14, 2021
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    #30399
  17. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I love feeding people. And animals. It’s very satisfying. Maybe it’s the Italian in me lol
     
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    #30400
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