Chaos Clock 12+

Date & Time for Discordians

Special Treat, LLC

Designed for iPad

    • 4.9 • 11 Ratings
    • Free

Description

Timekeeping for Discordians.

The first and only App to measure both date & time according to the Principia Discordia and the Erisian Time Measurement – from the first Sweetmorn in the season of Chaos, to the last Setting Orange of The Aftermath.

Chaos Clock keeps a running countdown to X-Day, the end of the world according to the Church of the SubGenius!

Includes St Tib's Day & the ten canonical Holydays, plus 165 Holydays celebrated by various Discordian denominations:
• Pi Approximation Day
• Defenestration of Prague Day
• St. John the Blasphemist's Day
• Festivus
• New Year's Eve Eve
• and more!

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

What’s New

Version 2.0.3

Fixes a broken link to the Discordian time specification!

Ratings and Reviews

4.9 out of 5
11 Ratings

11 Ratings

🏳️‍🌈hairbrush🏳️‍🌈 ,

Exactly What I Didn't Need

Requested this app download in lieu of explaining my faith to my father. Went surprisingly well! Always nice to know when it's a holyday. I appreciate the disguise mode for unexpected Greyface snooping. How would one request a holyday be added?

Edit: YOOOO UPDATE 🔥🔥🔥

nonameformyface ,

Wait a Minute... Who Am I?

I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun.
I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!

Liztastic944 ,

Finally

A chaos clock that keeps correct chaos time. Thanks chaos clock! Hail Eris!

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