Big Sexy 9+

Two years ago I was in the darkest time of my life. I was searching for a purpose in something, but nothing worked. Not school, not drugs, not my girlfriend; I even did alcohol, but that just left me feeling even more lonely. After that I thought I would branch out, so I got involved in a Jamaican dog fighting circle, but I soon learned that that was bad news. I was lost. But it was in this pit of despair that I discovered the thing that changed my life forever. I downloaded Big Sexy. At first, I was a casual Big Sexy’er, running SOE’s with my roommates for fun every once in awhile. But as time went on, Big Sexy began to take on a deeper meaning. A RGS calculation at 11 pm on a Friday night meant something completely different than a RGS at 9:30 on a Tuesday morning. It became something special, something meaningful. Big Sexy transformed my life. It taught me what it meant to be a pilot, how to take out a bank loan, even how to talk to people without violently vomiting. I would not be the man I am today if it wasn’t for Big Sexy. Now to you out there, reading this review, thinking to yourself, “How could this stupid app ever be useful?” Give it a try. I beg of you, take a chance. You won’t regret it. Thank you.

I love the app…but whoever made this, we in the peggy community would love for this to just convert to the -46. If you could make an appv for the from scratch that’ll be fine also, but we need this app for the peggy, 135 is going away & the 10 is practically almost gone sadly.

The app really does do it all. Burns the warts off of mules, strips varnish off speedboats, even makes your dick bigger too. 6.9/5, would recommend to any crew dog. Warning: children should not partake in using this app with laces in their shoes.