pINKy the Game 4+

Apps4Life, LLC.

Designed for iPad

    • 2.8 • 23 Ratings
    • Free
    • Offers In-App Purchases

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Description

DONT DOWNLOAD THIS APP!!!!

Hey— do you like your device you're using right now?
Do you like that it isn't completely obliterated?
Then maybe it would be a good idea for you to stay away from this app... it's really frustrating.

You WILL end up throwing your device at a wall and shattering it by round 3...

(*pINKy the game is not responsible for shattered phones via tossing frustration)

Do you like your life right now?
Do you enjoy people and laughter?
Please DONT get this app, it will suck the joy out of you, you can (and will) become addicted, you wont be able to put your device down!

You have been warned.

You may think this app looks simple, I mean just look at the screenshots, all you have to do is travel with your ink propulsion octopus, and not touch the walls— how hard can it be? Well... quite frankly, it can be as hard as Will.I.Am's music.

If you walk away now, you will live the rest of your days happy, you will never know the agony of not being able to beat your highscore for days on end. If you walk away now, the story ends. If you take the pINK pill, you will stay in frustration, and I'll show you just how cracked a phone can be. (Because you threw it at a wall out of anger of your inability to score more than "5").

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•pINKy is not liable for detentions you may receive for screaming at your device in frustration during class.
•pINKy is not responsible for any sleep depravation that may result from not being able to put the "freggin'" game down.
•pINKy is an official sponsor of NoShave-November
•Knock knock? Who's there? Doesn't matter, you're too busy playing pINKy to answer the door anyways.
•Octopuses do not actually squirt pink ink in real life, if you put this down on a biology test we are not responsible for your failed grade which causes you to drop out of school in shame and then you become a hobo with 3 toes and have to eat garbage can food for the remainder of your days.
•In the event that you do become a hobo with 3 toes eating garbage can food, we have a tip: thrown-out pizza is like a wild card, because you can put any other food remains, no matter how much they don't "go together", on the pizza, and it just becomes a "topping".
•What do you call a sleeping pizza? A PiZZZa.
•Don't get this game, you've been warned! Mwahaha

What’s New

Version 1.4

This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.

Fixed bug where notification badges would not dismiss after app was opened.
Changed loading time on our "Check out our other apps" screen for 4 seconds to 2.5 seconds.

Ratings and Reviews

2.8 out of 5
23 Ratings

23 Ratings

King at tapped out!? ,

Hard but good

It is alright but it is made too difficult my hi-score is 8 and to get anything above like 10 is impossible they should make it a bit easier

DanielJMorse ,

Don't bother..

The description tells you. It to download this app. I would say the same.
Gameplay is awful, controls are awful, ads are so frequent that you spend more time watching the ads than playing the game, and when you're new to a game it takes some time to get used to the controls. Waste of time.

Caitlinnms ,

DONT DOWNLOAD ITS A WASTE OF MEMORY!!

I would rate this game zero stars but you can't so kk.I really despise this game so much for the reasons that 1:you spend more time watching adverts than acctually playing the game 2:it is so annoying 3:it is a waste and 4:you have to pay 79p to remove ads which doesn't seem a lot but it's a waste considering it probably won't take all of the ads of. I bet most people that are reading my review are thinking why did she download and make a horrible review?thats what reviews are for!! RANT OVER!!😂

App Privacy

The developer, Apps4Life, LLC., has not provided details about its privacy practices and handling of data to Apple.

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Supports

  • Game Center

    Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.

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