Flying Gorilla 4+

I usually like to go on walks, alone, at night. But this one time was the wrong time to do so. i was walking around this corner and entered an alley way, which is stereotypically known for being the “household” of crimes such as robbery, the rumours were true. As i walked further into the cold alley way in the winter season, a person was walking towards me. I stopped in my tracks, but they continued to shift their weight from foot to foot, i started to over think, thoughts racing, but i was frozen. I saw him reach for his back pocket, and he pulled out a machete. This was fate. I knew i was going to die. He’s stopped walking now, he’s just half a meter away. He spewed out a sentence “give me your phone” i said “i dont have my phone on me” he looked at me judgtngly. All of a sudden, my phone in my back pocket pinged, we locked eyes. His facial expression changed to a furious beast. He shouted “HAND IT OVER!”. So i had no choice, i grabbed my phone, but as i was giving the cellular device over to him, i checked the notification. It was Flying Gorilla. The man saw the notification too, his face lit up out of no where. Now my mind was puzzled, he told me “you play flying gorilla?” i replied “yeah, why?”. He told me it was his favourite game, and from that point on, we became best friends, like brothers. I will never forget that day, my life was saved… Thank you Flying Gorilla.

So i was walking home alone at night back from a night of rowdiness upon the town when i mist turn into a darkened stretch of narrow road to get to my house. This is where i feel a cold point against my back. It indeed is a blade and i hear a putrid sickly voice demand me to hand over my valuables or my life is over. Just as i thought i was about to die this debaucherous fiend was struck upon the head by an outstretched furry arm as he went flying a cross the ally he got up and muttered hey you fu- as he realised who was floating in pure majesty beside me fear rushed through him i-i i-im sorry mr gorilla as he started to run away. I look at my handsome protector and i say who-who are you and he says back to me in a lacey voice hey its me, flying gorilla from my new app on the app store flying gorilla. Overcome with the red hot feeling rushing to my cheeks i look at the floor and mutter shyly is there anything i can do to repay you mr gorilla and he said back to me in his heroic voice its a free download so i hope you check it out and i hope- then he majestically soared back into the night sky with a thick air of mystery still surrounding him to this day i still play it in hopes of seeing him again someday…but i suppose even ifI can’t see him once more i can spread this game and by extension the joy flying gorilla when he chose my life was worth saving that fateful summer night

From a young age of 0 nearly 73 I was diagnosed with cancer which stunted my growth in this unforgiving society we call our home. Then a minute later a plague doctor walked by my house and touched me giving me the Black Death which also started to kill me. Then in 2020 I was coughed on by an elderly lady who then spat on my eye giving me lethal coronavirus. These events ruined my oh so precious life giving a young child now 34 nearly 7 mental health issues. I started to thing suicidal thoughts even when given my Nokia brick as a present from the wolves who raised me from a young age.

As the year progressed suicidal thoughts crept in aided by the constant bullying that I received from the big kids at school. I was about to jump when I saw him. He zoomed above the water like a majestic banshee. Arms stretched the flying gorilla himself stopped to tell me to stop. He looked at me and with that simple glance told me everything one needed to know (included the meaning of life) he then told me a precious piece of advice everyone should follow. Download flying gorilla on the App Store. This beautiful game saved me from my diseases. It vanquished they cancer, the covid and even the Black Death. You must download this game for your own sake. It has saved me and many others by being the single most greatest piece of engineering ever. Download it now.